Liberals actually do support teaching the Bible in schools...
...but only when the textbooks utterly trash it:
Biblical Trojan Horse
[The Bible Literacy Project’s textbook The Bible and Its Influence] redefines Biblical terms and demeans God, according to a number of reviewers who have reviewed it. The book asks, “Do absolute good and evil exist?” In the Judeo-Christian tradition, God represents all that is good but the textbook asks, “Where does all of the evil come from? How would a good God let something like the Holocaust happen? Why would God let innocent children suffer?”
The book further denies the moral value of Old Testament illustrations. For example, “Job is one of the most difficult books in the Bible in that the text provides no clear moral or answer to Job’s situation.”
On page 72 the book debases the character of God: “God’s help comes with strings attached – commandments or laws that the Israelites must obey in order to keep the faith.” On page 138 the text demeans God by making Him accountable to man. The text diminishes the value of Old Testament texts. On page 160 the text reads, “The Lord blessed the latter days of Job more than his beginning. This ending through pleasing in some ways has failed to satisfy various readers over the centuries.” On page 75 the text book says the Ark of the Covenant “has become famous in Western imagination.”
Anyone surprised? Anyone at all?